did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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