what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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