dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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