he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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