ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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