Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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