I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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