ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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