Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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