did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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