no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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