so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I had to cum in my sink.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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