:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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