I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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