Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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