it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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