You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I want you more than these girls want KFC
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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