he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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