I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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