We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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