my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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