So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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