you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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