we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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