They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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