In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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