I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Vodka?
Forever.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So. Much. Porn.
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