i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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