I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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