So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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