What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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