A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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