Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
