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So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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