The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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