I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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