Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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