I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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