How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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