he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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