the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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