brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
How external is "for external use only"?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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