party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
And then my night got REAL pukey
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Congratulations! We have a period
there is puke in my bra ... again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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