The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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