3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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