ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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