So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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