I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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