i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
