i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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