he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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