I heard we made out
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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