I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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