that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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