I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
im on a boat
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