Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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