I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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