i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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